NASA Discovers Planet Covered in Cannabis, Scientists Shocked
NASA announced recently that they have discovered a planet completely covered with cannabis, which has taken scientists by surprise.
Planet X637Z-43, discovered using NASA’s Kepler satellite and located exactly 420 light-years from Earth, is allegedly one of just a few planets close to ours that is potentially habitable, according to NASA experts, who have detected sufficient levels of oxygen and nitrogen to support human life. This is according to a report by CannaSOS.
“We always think young people aren’t interested by anything but it’s false. Young people love smoking pot,” says David Charbonneau, astronomer at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics. “Chlorophyll concentration analyses generated by Kepler lead us to believe that the level of THC in these marijuana plants is 3000% higher than the plants found on Earth. If that doesn’t motivate young people to explore space, I don’t know what will”.
He continues; “Regardless, marijuana will without a doubt be a valuable and indispensable resource for interstellar trips. Imagine if it takes 140 years to travel from one planet to another, let’s just say it’s going to be a very long trip. You better have rolled yourself a couple of joints for the road,” he admits with humor.
[Editor’s Note: This is a parody article and should not be taken as factual.]
gersain
i just go to the nasa´s page and it dosn´t have any information about that planet existence, you should chek your notices before publishing it…
Anonymous
Yes you should, moron!
[Editor’s Note: This is a parody article and should not be taken as factual.]
Anonymous
Did you not read the whole thing? It’s meant to be funny
Dana
Gersain: And YOU should maybe read the article to the very end. It clearly states [Editor’s Note: This is a parody article and should not be taken as factual.]
Anonymous
Ummmm…..[Editor’s Note: This is a parody article and should not be taken as factual.]
Dukeleus
Bro… You are the gullible one now. It’s a joke and you took it serious.. LmfAo you’re trying to call this fool out?
Da chef
Check the editors note at the bottom of article before commenting on them
Anonymous
Are you really that stupid?
5
Hahaha you had to check the site to know this was fake bwahahahahah
Anonymous
Just wow.
Anonymous
Hahahahha
Daniel
I can be the person who travel there. I will die happy is I do 🙂
Anonymous
we need a tons of mary-baby for this long trip 😀
Anonymous
Dumb
Anonymous
Awwwwwwww
Anonymous
420 light years ??
Time cop
I agree 420 lightyears….sounds like nasa is reaching out to touch young people…in their privates.
Anonymous
Lol
Dailytoker
Dana
gersain: Try reading the article til the end. It clearly states [Editor’s Note: This is a parody article and should not be taken as factual.]
Ian Todd
Did people really need that warning?!
Anonymous
Bwahahahahahhaa!!!!
Tibbz
Lmao wouldn’t even get to first planet
Da chef
Check editors notes before commenting dumbshit
Anonymous
I forgot what I was going to say
Sol
Sounds like Total B.S
johnny perwiz
It can be happen univers is bigger then we think
me
They are about to send there 25 men and 100 woman and asking for volunteers
Peter Sears
Look at the headline closer duh
The word under it is satire
Planet X637Z-43
you earthlings aren’t ready for my planet
Frank
I understand the name is to be changed from Planet X637Z-43 to DUDE. Yes Planet Dude.
Anonymous
This isn’t fake…it’s legit!!
Anonymous
Omicron Persei 8
Anonymous
YOUR ALL TOOO HIGH slow down enjoy the ride it’s all bullshit……
The Budds
Beautiful, and when I got to the part of how far the planet was… I started laughing hard.
More funny, us that you’ll probably catch a bunch of non smokers getting all bent out of shape over this xD
Brad
I’m a none smoker and all I thought of was the party’s and perpetual high just from breathing D:
Jenny
Pick me pick me!!