NASA Discovers Planet Covered in Cannabis, Scientists Shocked

NASA Discovers Planet Covered in Cannabis, Scientists Shocked

nasaNASA announced recently that they have discovered a planet completely covered with cannabis, which has taken scientists by surprise.

Planet X637Z-43, discovered using NASA’s Kepler satellite and located exactly 420 light-years from Earth, is allegedly one of just a few planets close to ours that is potentially habitable, according to NASA experts, who have detected sufficient levels of oxygen and nitrogen to support human life. This is according to a report by CannaSOS.

“We always think young people aren’t interested by anything but it’s false. Young people love smoking pot,” says David Charbonneau, astronomer at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics. “Chlorophyll concentration analyses generated by Kepler lead us to believe that the level of THC in these marijuana plants is 3000% higher than the plants found on Earth. If that doesn’t motivate young people to explore space, I don’t know what will”.

He continues; “Regardless, marijuana will without a doubt be a valuable and indispensable resource for interstellar trips. Imagine if it takes 140 years to travel from one planet to another, let’s just say it’s going to be a very long trip. You better have rolled yourself a couple of joints for the road,” he admits with humor.

[Editor’s Note: This is a parody article and should not be taken as factual.]
 

37 Comments

  • gersain
    October 6, 2016

    i just go to the nasa´s page and it dosn´t have any information about that planet existence, you should chek your notices before publishing it…

    • Anonymous
      October 7, 2016

      Yes you should, moron!

      [Editor’s Note: This is a parody article and should not be taken as factual.]

    • Anonymous
      October 7, 2016

      Did you not read the whole thing? It’s meant to be funny

    • Dana
      October 7, 2016

      Gersain: And YOU should maybe read the article to the very end. It clearly states [Editor’s Note: This is a parody article and should not be taken as factual.]

    • Anonymous
      October 7, 2016

      Ummmm…..[Editor’s Note: This is a parody article and should not be taken as factual.]

    • Dukeleus
      October 7, 2016

      Bro… You are the gullible one now. It’s a joke and you took it serious.. LmfAo you’re trying to call this fool out?

    • Da chef
      October 7, 2016

      Check the editors note at the bottom of article before commenting on them

    • Anonymous
      October 7, 2016

      Are you really that stupid?

    • 5
      October 7, 2016

      Hahaha you had to check the site to know this was fake bwahahahahah

    • Anonymous
      October 7, 2016

      Just wow.

    • Anonymous
      October 8, 2016

      Hahahahha

  • Daniel
    October 7, 2016

    I can be the person who travel there. I will die happy is I do 🙂

    • Anonymous
      October 11, 2016

      we need a tons of mary-baby for this long trip 😀

  • Anonymous
    October 7, 2016

    Dumb

    • Anonymous
      October 7, 2016

      Awwwwwwww

  • Anonymous
    October 7, 2016

    420 light years ??

    • Time cop
      October 7, 2016

      I agree 420 lightyears….sounds like nasa is reaching out to touch young people…in their privates.

      • Anonymous
        October 9, 2016

        Lol

      • Dailytoker
        October 10, 2016
  • Dana
    October 7, 2016

    gersain: Try reading the article til the end. It clearly states [Editor’s Note: This is a parody article and should not be taken as factual.]

    • Ian Todd
      October 8, 2016

      Did people really need that warning?!

  • Anonymous
    October 7, 2016

    Bwahahahahahhaa!!!!

  • Tibbz
    October 7, 2016

    Lmao wouldn’t even get to first planet

  • Da chef
    October 7, 2016

    Check editors notes before commenting dumbshit

  • Anonymous
    October 7, 2016

    I forgot what I was going to say

  • Sol
    October 8, 2016

    Sounds like Total B.S

  • johnny perwiz
    October 8, 2016

    It can be happen univers is bigger then we think

  • me
    October 9, 2016

    They are about to send there 25 men and 100 woman and asking for volunteers

  • Peter Sears
    October 10, 2016

    Look at the headline closer duh
    The word under it is satire

  • Planet X637Z-43
    October 11, 2016

    you earthlings aren’t ready for my planet

  • Frank
    October 12, 2016

    I understand the name is to be changed from Planet X637Z-43 to DUDE. Yes Planet Dude.

  • Anonymous
    October 12, 2016

    This isn’t fake…it’s legit!!

  • Anonymous
    October 14, 2016

    Omicron Persei 8

  • Anonymous
    October 14, 2016

    YOUR ALL TOOO HIGH slow down enjoy the ride it’s all bullshit……

  • The Budds
    October 14, 2016

    Beautiful, and when I got to the part of how far the planet was… I started laughing hard.

    More funny, us that you’ll probably catch a bunch of non smokers getting all bent out of shape over this xD

    • Brad
      October 18, 2016

      I’m a none smoker and all I thought of was the party’s and perpetual high just from breathing D:

  • Jenny
    October 31, 2016

    Pick me pick me!!

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