The DEA Sucks At Math

By Tom Angell,

deaThe U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) has a very strict anti-drug policy for its hirees. But the agency apparently has no requirement that its employees grasp basic mathematics skills.

See if you can spot the error in this DEA filing scheduled to be published in the Federal Register on Tuesday:

DEA federal register math error

Yep: 33 minutes is not the equivalent of .33 hours.

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ISIS Announces Opposition to Legalizing Cannabis, Calls it “Deviance”

By Tom Angell,

Campaigners for marijuana legalization just got a vocal new opponent: The Islamic State.

The latest issue of Dabiq, the group’s official magazine, includes ending cannabis prohibition in a list of so-called “deviances” like pornography and feminism:

The deviance carried on until the so-called “Brave New World” of America and Western Europe began legalizing marijuana, bestiality, transgenderism, sodomy, pornography, feminism, and other evils, allowing the Christian pagans of Europe, America, and Australia to break the crime record of every disbelieving nation to precede them in history, including that of Sodom and Gomorrah.

The 82-page production, released on Sunday, also contains a photo a pro-legalization rally, referring to attendees as “pagans.”

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