How Long Does Marijuana Stay in Urine?

How long does marijuana stay in your urine? What about saliva and hair? And how do you pass a marijuana drug test? Here’s a look at what the science says.

marijuana drug testWhen conducting a marijuana drug test, companies often use a urine test. There are several factors that determine how long weed stays in the urine.

Here are a few:

  • THC percentage of the cannabis being consumed
  • The BMI of the person consuming the marijuana
  • The rate of consumption (how often they smoke)
  • How fast the consumer’s metabolism works

 

With this in mind; here’s what the research shows in regards to how long marijuana stays in your urine:

  • If you consume marijuana once, it should be out of your system in 5 to 7 days.
  • Cannabis will stay in the system for 10 – 20 days for those who consume it a couple or a few times a week.
  • For heavy consumers (5 or more times a week) it can stay in the system for 30 to 65 days.

 

Saliva and Hair Tests:

Two other popular methods are saliva tests and hair tests. Saliva tests are the least invasive; if you’re a daily smoker, studies have shown that in most instances it should be completely out of the system after 72 hours. If you smoked cannabis only once, it will likely be out of your system in 24-48 hours.

air tests, on the other hand, are far more invasive. Cannabis can be found in the hair up to a year after last consumption. Many companies have stopped using hair drug tests, however. Part of this is due to research released last year which found that hair tests can have false-positives for marijuana “because of transfer through cannabis consumers, via their hands, their sebum/sweat, or cannabis smoke.”

 

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How do I Pass a Marijuana Drug Test?

The safest and most effective way to pass a urine drug test for marijuana is to abstain from consuming it; if you’re a heavy smoker, this may mean abstaining for two months or more.

Another option is to do a Google search for “marijuana detox” or “drug testing detox”. Here you will find a plethora of options for cleaning your system and clearing your urine; we highly recommend reading reviews first, however, as some work much better than others.

Another option is to dilute the marijuana in your urine by drinking massive amounts of liquid. This may work to shorten the amount of time the THC is in your system. However, it’s not magic and won’t allow you to pass a test if you’ve smoked recently.

If taking a marijuana saliva test, abstaining for a few days should be enough for even heavy users. If you can only abstain for a day or two prior to the test; suck on the sourest candy you can find for a couple hours beforehand.

If taking a marijuana hair test, there really isn’t much you can do, unfortunately.

 

THC-COOH:

THC-COOH is the main secondary metabolite of tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) which is formed in the body after cannabis is consumed. Most drug tests don’t test for THC; they test for THC-COOH.

The reason this is an issue is because THC-COOH can stay in the body for longer than THC.

Click here for more information on THC-COOH.

 

What about CBD Consumption?

Standard drug testing tests for THC metabolites, not CBD. This means that consuming CBD will not make you fail a drug test; that is so long as it has had all of its THC removed; or if it’s hemp derived (meaning it will already have virtually no THC).

 

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    • Miguel on May 22, 2018 at 6:48 pm
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    I smoked on Fridays for about a month…one hitter only. Haven’t smoked in 2 weeks now. Clean or Dirty?

    • Steven on February 14, 2018 at 10:09 pm
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    I am 24 and am 6ft 2in and I weigh about 190. I have smoked for 3 years pretty heavy multiple times a day and I am 30 days clean and still can’t pass the high end home drug test. I figured by now I should be on the bright side but still can’t pass.

    • Charles on January 23, 2018 at 5:30 pm
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    I got 25 days until my drug test. I weigh 240lbs. I smoked maybe 5 grams of kush over the last 2 weeks. I have a a very strenuous job where I sweat alot and I drink 6 to 8 bottles of water daily. what’s my odds of passing?

    • Larry fredenburg on October 31, 2017 at 3:20 pm
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    I haven’t smoked for 3 weeks and have drank a ton of water and Gatorade . i have a drug test tomorrow. Do you think i will pass ? I only smoked a couple of times a day.

    • ashley on October 11, 2017 at 4:25 pm
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    I haven’t smoked weed or anything in 2 years I hit an oil pen twice 5 days ago it was 60% or under I just took a ua am i screwed or am I ok

    • Desperate on October 9, 2017 at 11:54 pm
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    I’ve smoked for ten years plus. I quit smoking for 3 weeks and messed up and hit a blunt a couple of times a couple nights ago. I got a drug test in one week. What do you think my chances are in passing the test? What can I do to help make sure I will have clean urine?

    • Mason on October 3, 2017 at 12:51 pm
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    I smoke on Sunday, not much maybe three puffs today is Tuesday and I have a drug test tmrow if I drink a lot of water will I pass?

    • Coleman on October 2, 2017 at 10:11 am
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    Please tell me how my wife could fail a urine test she just had today at her job when she last smoked over 7 wks ago? Also, she only smoked a few times over a 5 day stretch. Each time was maybe one or two hits before bed time. Thats it. Shes been clean for almost 2 months. Shes about 5’4, 170-175lbs. Lastly after her test, she went to walgreens and got Quickscreen at home drug test, the results are negative. Is this possible???

    • Lindsay on September 27, 2017 at 10:24 am
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    You should be clean.. that’s not very much..

    • Anonymous on August 31, 2017 at 12:28 pm
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    Lol that’s a good one

    • Anna on August 8, 2017 at 12:16 pm
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    Hello I need help!!!! I dont smoke at all. I weigh 230lb so im fat and am 5,4″. I had a piece of my boyfriends cookie saturday a little over two nights ago. It was probably 10-15mg if that Then I got a call from a job and they scheduled me for a drug test ecup non-DOT yesterday within the next 3 days. SO i have till Thursday 2pm to take it. I am detoxing with tea to clean my liver and kidneys and drinking plenty of water. From what I heard the Urin test is 50ng/ml which im think I will pass…its the gc/ms i am worried about because the cut off is 15ng/ms. Can anyone relate to this and pass their test by anychance? Should I be worried?

  1. No

      • Rjdididudjdjwj on May 21, 2018 at 11:06 pm
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      Yes

    • bianna on July 14, 2017 at 4:38 pm
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    Can someone please educate me if I smoked three joints January 12 till January 14 well I come up positive if my test is January 28 please help

    • Slightly_blind on SoundCloud on July 7, 2017 at 2:29 am
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    Qcarbo32 a couple of hours before your test with water and ya should be cherry

    • David Garza on July 6, 2017 at 5:15 pm
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    I smoked a joint of dro past friday, and then on saturday i smoked two joints of dro, it is thursday now and i was positive on a home drug test and i have an interview this following tuesday, im not a regular smoker, do you guys think i can be clean by then, any detoxes?

    • Randy on July 5, 2017 at 10:30 am
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    I am overweight and also a heavy smoker and when its required for me to pass a drug test I stop for bout 21 days. In between I consume plenty of coffee and water and do weightlifting, cardio, and walking. I pass with ease every time. Some posters are full of shit and say they seen positive results months after quitting.

  2. Hello, I haven’t smoked in 32 days and I run 3 miles a day and consume a lot of liquid. I just took a marijuana strip tst and was unsure if passed or not it said I did but I’m not sure if it is accurate. I weigh 135 lbs. And I’m 5’4in. If I’m due for a urine cup test, will I pass???

    • Artavious Wilosn on June 26, 2017 at 9:14 am
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    I stopped smoking about 3 weeks ago I’m 5’7 135lbs will I pass a drug test for the Military?

      • Greg on June 29, 2017 at 11:59 am
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      I just took a urine test for a temp agency . I was a heavy smoker, 230lbs, 5’8″ . it’s been close to 2 months since I stopped and I just failed the test. I went in thinking I was good to go but I freaking failed! I thought 30 days I was good but it’s been at least 50 days.

    • Don't do it on June 21, 2017 at 12:36 pm
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    He just wants your money. Anything below 50ng passes. 50ng is the average natural content of your body. Its all about the levels. Don’t get ripped off

      • hank on June 21, 2017 at 10:18 pm
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      I knew something was fishy..they reported back too the company I was applying too, explained too the HR lady what was said…she she sorry the info has are ready been submitted you can reapply in 6 months…I took that test on a Friday the following Monday passed the same test..I was with this job for a week I pretty much worked in a inferno and believe I sweated every metabolites or THC out of my body but recently I did a swab test first time ever it was a 10 panel test I felt like a retard sucking on a lollipop and I passed that with no problem

  3. If i smoked 2 weeks ago and it was my first time in 1 month would i pass a drug test

    • Jonathan feliciano on June 19, 2017 at 11:59 am
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    I puffed a blunt 6 times will I be dirty in one week for probation I’m 5’5 weight 155 and I stoped smoking two months ago

    • Anonymous on June 10, 2017 at 10:55 am
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    No.

    • Jake smith on June 9, 2017 at 1:25 am
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    Haven’t smoked in 2years I smoked like 6 blunts on 6-1 an a joint on 6-7 Will I pass a test on 6-30

    • Tani on June 7, 2017 at 6:40 pm
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    I had some edibles while sick, about 3 months ago and then had a couple of puffs about 7 weeks ago. Will I pass a drug test?

    • hank on June 5, 2017 at 4:59 am
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    hello not sure if this is the right area on THC but I will give it a try…2 weeks ago or so I went for a pre job drug test I was 103 days THC free and failed my test the guy said I had 32ng in my system but keep repeating too me for 150 dollars you can re-test, which I thought was odd did I fail my test or you he just wanted my money anyway’s I am now 113 days THC free I have sweated a lot more then I have since the drug test I drunk qcarbo clear 20….when or how long will it take too rid my body of THC or 32ng…thanks for your time

    • Kristin on May 30, 2017 at 9:29 am
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    I’m a heavy smoker- bongs daily- On may 1st I failed a company wide pop drug test. They suspended me pending a clean test. I bought all kinds of detox kits, tried everything (infrared saunas, steam, working out daily, sweating any way I can etc). I took an at home test 3 weeks after the failed test, and it still came back as positive. If I had only been a coke head or heroin junky!! I am goin to do a self-pay drug test at the hospital so I can get the results and see how much time I have left.
    Don’t waste your money on Detox kits- they don’t work.

      • Alex on June 22, 2017 at 3:03 pm
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      As long as you have fat in your body THC will stay longer…. If you have body like Bruce Lee had you would be in the clear within 2 weeks…. I can see only way out in natural processes and trying to breathe a lot (sports) as thats what burns fat – oxygen … so go straight , plenty of water, fresh air, exercises, yea Sauna , clean life and clean food… fruit and veggies… no sugar no alcohol no processed food and fats…. I am sure you can make it and off course, at the last day, just before the test you drink tons of water that evening and if test is in the morning then 2 litres an hour before the test as your metabolism will just get rid of the excessive water so Pee would come out cleaner….

    • Bill Carter on May 28, 2017 at 2:58 pm
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    I tested clean on a home test from E-bay and Amazon on day 13. I smoked 1-2 times per week the last 3 weeks, and 4-5 times a week for the 5 weeks before that. I just drank a lot of Gatoraid & Poweraid, a LITTLE water, a jug of green tea spread over 3 days, and ate light. I was surprised I passed, but that is all I did, except ride my bike about a mile a day for 3 days. I can testify that unless you are a HEAVY smoker, this will work!! I am 54 years old, 5′ 10″ tall and weigh 181 lbs. I hope this helps, and will put your mind at ease. I did it to find a new job.

    • anonymous on May 28, 2017 at 8:37 am
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    yes

    • Anonymous on May 26, 2017 at 9:15 am
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    My son in law last smoked 3/31. He took a hair & UA today.. worked out everyday since 3/31… used the cleansing soap 2 times and drank like a gallon of water a day. Do you think he will pass?

    • Cole on May 26, 2017 at 7:54 am
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    I smoked every weekend for the past 3-4months about 2 blunts every weekend and i haven’t smoke for 2 weeks and i have a drug test coming up. how much longer should i wait to take my drug test?

    • Anonymous on May 25, 2017 at 11:33 pm
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    I’m a 5’1, 160 pound, 19 year old female who had only been smoking weed for about 5 months. I’ve quit smoking for 4 weeks now to be able to pass a drug test, if I’ve quit smoking 4 weeks ago and had only been smoking weed for about 5 months prior to that should I be clean by now?

    • Jojo on May 25, 2017 at 7:43 pm
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    If it was just once you’ll be fine

    • Vinicia Nolan on May 23, 2017 at 12:37 pm
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    Im 5’9 and weigh 280 I took 2 puffs off a joint on May 17 2017 it is May 23rd 2017 I havent smoke for a long time I drink so much water and I have been walking and sweating. Do you think I am clean from the thc now

    • Loso on May 22, 2017 at 2:47 pm
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    I NEVER smoke and am super sick so decided why not it’ll help me sleep. Then I randomly got a call 2 days later offering me a job. Downside is it requires drug test. Any suggestions or I should forget passing the test???…

    • Anonymous on May 22, 2017 at 1:20 am
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    So I smoked on 5-6 and my test is tomorrow 5-22. I’m 5’3, 115, Female – What are the chances?

    • Marco Cruz Porras on May 17, 2017 at 3:36 pm
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    Did you pass it?

    • Anonymous on May 14, 2017 at 3:03 am
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    I have a test coming up tomorrow and I wanted to try the zydot cleaning drink! Does anyone know if I tested it out today would it effect the results of taking the other one tomorrow?

  4. I dont smoke a lot just occasionally. I smoked last on may 1st i believe and have to do a drug test for a job on may 16th. Will a pass it ?

      • bob on May 19, 2017 at 3:07 pm
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      did you pass?

    • moureen on May 12, 2017 at 2:15 am
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    my friend used to boil cannabis and drink in January, she did this for about 2 weeks. her urine changed the colour and smell but the color got back to normal but the smell has refused to go, what can she do

    • Anonymous on May 7, 2017 at 7:47 pm
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    You should be good after 3 days. I got arrested and I was devastated. I stopped cold turkey for about 1 year and then I smoked again 3 days before a job interview. Surprise drug test came along and long story short I got the job.

    • Garrick on May 4, 2017 at 9:07 pm
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    Last Wednesday night I smoked about 2 bowls with my gf (with a piece) then the same in the morning. Last Saturday I smoked a tiny bowl myself. Last night I smoked 1g joint and about 4 bowls with my gf then 2 bowls this morning. I’m 5’7 weighing 145lbs with high metabolism. How long you think it’ll take for me to pass?

    • Anonymous on May 4, 2017 at 12:20 pm
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    I took three hits today and havea drug test tomorrow will i pass

      • Nikki on May 19, 2017 at 11:15 am
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      No

    • Mercedes on May 4, 2017 at 9:36 am
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    I smoked a small bowl last friday and didnt even feel high and i have a drug test today.

    • Marie on May 3, 2017 at 12:02 pm
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    Ive been clean now for about 8 months. If i smoke a j today… how mong will that be detectable in my urine.

      • Anonymous on May 31, 2017 at 5:38 pm
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      should be good in about a week

    • Ronald on May 3, 2017 at 2:06 am
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    I am 240lbs I took a small dab a 5 days ago how long think it will take me to get clean before that I had quit for a little over a month before that I used to be a heavy smoke before quiting for a little over a mounth

    • Anonymous on May 2, 2017 at 1:17 pm
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    Certo bro

    • Theresa on April 29, 2017 at 1:11 pm
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    I smoke from a 1 hitter once or twice a day for past month. 3 or 4 hits is enough to help me sleep and thats all i use it for. I have 14 days to take a urine test … odds i will pass?

  5. Get you a life, you must be a little punk, (boy),so get the fuck off here.andwory about you, not every one else .

    • Mercedes on April 21, 2017 at 2:54 pm
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    I haven’t smoked in 13months but broke that on the night before 4/20. I smoked maybe two blunts(divided into 3 ppl) and then also smoked on 4/20 and a little bit this morning. I use to smoke avidly 13 months ago because I had my medical card. Once I stopped it took a very long time to get the THC out of my system, like two and a half months and even then I still had trace amount went I applied for a job. My question is will the THC-COOH exit my system quicker since I’ve only been smoking for 2.5days and have only smoked maybe 3grams overall more or less?..?

    I’m pretty sure my doctor may test me the next time I go in so I want to schedule my appointment accordingly.

    • D on April 20, 2017 at 4:34 pm
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    I am 50 something female, 5’3″, 160 lbs. been smoking daily for almost 40 years. Need new job so had to quit. I bought some tests from Walgreens for about $7 each. Testing weekly and finally after 8 weeks, came out clean. Whew. Btw – just got a new job and they didn’t test.

  6. I found tests at rite aid and the more u test for the more it costs.. A marijuana test is about $16 there.. But at the family dollar they have the same type of test that Ik works and it’s only for pot.. That test is $1!!!
    id rather pay a buck that 16 if ur only testing for weed.. They look for the same thing, thc-cooh

      • Anonymous on April 21, 2017 at 1:52 pm
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      Thanks! I saw the tests at Rite Aid and wondered if they test for the thc-cooh. Maybe I will try the family dollar first. 🙂

    • Ryan Tanner on April 6, 2017 at 11:29 pm
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    I don’t usually smoke. Last time I did was December 28th,2016. I shared a joint and a half with my best friend April 2nd and have a piss test April 7th,2017. Not a big smoker to begin with. Weight 165 pounds height 5’9″. Wondering if I will pass?

    • Jett on April 6, 2017 at 1:36 pm
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    If you only puff on a blunt 7or8 times in a week will it show up?

    • Anonymous on April 6, 2017 at 1:31 pm
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    Lol that’s a gold one

    • jason on April 4, 2017 at 11:38 am
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    yall trippen balls i smoked evryday for 5 years about 10 joints in a day then went to 1 at night for last month after that month i had to test after 28 days i was clean so yall soo stupid 90 days

      • Anonymous on May 2, 2017 at 8:52 pm
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      Are you a thin guy? Maybe even underweight? THC-COOH is fat-soluable, so if you have a very low BMI you likely didn’t store a lot of it in your system to begin with.

    • Anonymous on April 3, 2017 at 10:18 pm
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    It took 4 months to get it out of my system.. I’m on probation, and I go to drug classes, plus I get treatment at a clinic… I’m tested 3 times a month.. it took 4 months to get clean.. without smoking or being around it at all!!! plus I was drinking hella water!! Depends on ur body and how much u smoke!!

      • Random on April 9, 2017 at 3:31 pm
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      Hey by any chance were you exercising or anything? and how much did you weight I’m on day # 37 of being clean and with a so called 7 day detox that did nothing, I’m 400 pounds, I’ve been eating clean and working out and sweat is there anything else I can do to speed up the process.

    • Anonymous on March 22, 2017 at 1:50 pm
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    Okay I have smoked the smallest Pinner joint Saturday night it is now Wednesday I have a drug test to take on Friday I’m about 220 pounds and about 5 foot tall I used to be a very heavy smoker and I quit about a month-and-a-half ago do you think it will be all out of my system

    • Anonymous on March 20, 2017 at 9:37 am
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    This past weekend i smoked about 3 bowls. Its tuesday now, and my drug test is in 18 days. Im 5’7” and weigh about 140. Can i pass if i drink a lot of water and exercise?

      • Anonymous on March 26, 2017 at 7:13 pm
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      You could pass that test easy, 18 days is more than enough time, Im 145 pounds as well and i passed a drug test smoking Friday and getting tested Sunday. took me a lot of dilution though.

    • Hector on March 20, 2017 at 7:27 am
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    I took 2 hits out a pipe on 3-19-17 and I haven’t smoked for a year and a half before this. Will I be okay by 4-6-17

      • Anonymous on April 6, 2017 at 12:38 pm
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      Dont worry

    • heather on March 19, 2017 at 6:44 pm
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    i smoke some week bout a week ago got a drug test on the 24th will i pass the test just had one blunt…?

    • Luis on March 18, 2017 at 11:02 am
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    I get trsted every 4th of the month , if i smoke 1 or 2 days after i take the test , will i come out clean on the next month on the 4th? Pleaseee help

    • Nancy on March 17, 2017 at 4:49 am
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    I’ve used “urine luck” twice with success and I’m.a chronic….

    • Tim on March 16, 2017 at 4:14 am
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    Certal works on marijuana piss test you can find it in the jello I’ll pretty much anywhere it just takes a little bit and some water drink a lot of water with it take a piss and then drink more water and your second pissed will be clean

      • MCR on April 20, 2017 at 1:06 pm
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      Did you mean Sertal? Cheers.

    • Sunbutterfly82 on March 14, 2017 at 11:10 am
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    haven’t smoked for 30 days although i continued to be around it daily ( my husband is an avid smoker), i was a regular user about 3 dutches a night to help me sleep. Did a home marijuana test today and it was still positive, i’m about 180lbs and 5’6″, i drink about 3 liters of water daily.. But i still smoke cigs. if i retest in 15 days should it be at least non detectable by the home test.

    • Ras on March 13, 2017 at 7:13 pm
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    How long can weed stay in the blood.?

    • Bob on March 10, 2017 at 5:17 pm
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    Havent smoke over 3 yrs it just little bit.
    Then 1 day i smoke 1 1/2 blunt was high just cool . im fit person skiny average work out 3 or 4 days . how long it will last in my urine or get clean if i contiune my routien drink water and juice until testing?

    • Zack on March 4, 2017 at 10:02 am
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    I have a urine test this Wednesday. I stopped smoking jan 23rd. When i was smoking, i would smoke an 8th a week myself. Im about 6 ft and weigh 180 lbs. I’ve been taking niacin every day. I’m worried that my piss will be hot. Do you guys think ill be clean this wednesday if i keep drinking water ?

      • Slopez on March 6, 2017 at 12:18 pm
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      If you’re really worried about failing look into “Qcarbo32”

        • hank on June 6, 2017 at 5:49 pm
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        18 days ago I was tested for 32ng..lab said i failed but tested me at 50ng, and asked me 3 times to pay 150 for a re test so I did a little searching and found qcarbo20..I bought 2 bottles drunk one but still how long will it take to get out of my system or down to 15 ng…thanks

      • Annie B on March 10, 2017 at 12:44 am
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      Be sure to drink lots of water and take a couple multi-vitamins a couple hours before the test so your sample won’t be to diluted looking.

    • Sydnee on March 4, 2017 at 6:09 am
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    I’m not a frequent user, but on February 17th I smoked a bowl with some friends. Ever sense I’ve been drinking water. Should it be out of my system by now?

    • anonymous on March 2, 2017 at 7:53 pm
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    I weigh 103 I’m 4’11
    I have a test on the 21st
    Any suggestions?
    I was thinking about the unisex whizanator (sp?)

      • Paula on April 21, 2017 at 1:58 pm
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      Did you pass? I am 110, 5′. It’s been 12 days now and I’ve been sipping apple cider vinegar tea. I am a daily smoker. Anywhere from 3-5 times a day depending on day of week. I think I have another 5 days or so before I will get scheduled for a test. I’m just wondering if I should do the GNC detox drink on top of the apple cider vinegar.

    • Anonymous on February 27, 2017 at 11:44 am
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    i smoked weed 2 weeks ago will i pass all the drug tests

      • Bob on March 10, 2017 at 5:09 pm
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      Havent smoke for 3or 4 yrs but little bit then 1 day smoke 1 1/2 blunt just high was cool. Im fit and skiny avarege work out 3 0r 4 days . how long it will last in the urine until testing?
      Going 8 days

    • DeeNice on February 25, 2017 at 12:51 pm
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    I quit smoking 5 days ago. I now have about 41 day until my test. I am willing to never smoke again to get and keep this job. But will i pass if I used to smoke everyday. A few bowls a day M-F and then like 10 bowls a day on the weekends?

      • Anonymous on March 6, 2017 at 9:18 am
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      If you are a very heavy smoker you are looking at 90days + before you will test clean 🙁

        • Annon on March 13, 2017 at 7:24 pm
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        Finally the first bit of truth! 90 days is not uncommon folks!

        • Anonymous on March 13, 2017 at 8:27 pm
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        You will never be dirty after 30 40 days ever

          • Sarah on March 29, 2017 at 4:22 pm
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          Daily, heavy user for over a decade. 20 pounds overweight and after 5 MONTHS I am still dirty. Don’t believe the hype. If you smoke a lot it can stay in your system so much longer than people think or tell you. If you are thinking of changing jobs give yourself 6 months if you smoke quality weed in high quantities daily. Buy home tests… they are cheap!

        • Clearly on September 8, 2017 at 2:08 pm
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        so you have to be skinny to pass in as little as two weeks and if you are over weight it could be a year before you come up clean so unfair so if you are over weight you have to lose weigh and will be able to pass in two weeks. or wait a year at same weight abstaining and still not pass if too obese. no wonder drug addicts are skinny faster to pass a drug test.

      • Sartbgsg on March 8, 2017 at 8:52 am
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      You can find fake pee in many places. It’s about $40 but idk if they’d just sell it anywhere. That’s a way you can do it, but I don’t have much other help then if you can’t get some, try to flush your body out using cranberry juice and peeing pretty frequently. Also. If you smoke cigs, it will lock the weed down for longer than it should. If you’re completely willing to quit for a minute, quit all smoking, and then if u smoke u can go back.

  7. I had 2_3 hits off a bowl on wednesday / i smoke very rarely but Just got an offer and need to be tested on Tuesday. HELP! .

      • Anonymous on March 1, 2017 at 7:13 am
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      google the urine mask method using Certo which can be bought at walmart.

      • Rick on March 2, 2017 at 9:38 am
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      You shouldn’t have any problem. Drink a lot of water up until 2 days before because they can tell if ur drinking to much water. Its called watered down. Of you only smoke occasionally and haven’t smoked in say a month or two it will be out of your system. It all depends on when was the last time u smoked before this time and how much u have smoked in the prior times. Good luck but u will be fine.

  8. I have a drug test in 22 days been clean 3 months. Weigh 145- 150 and I’m 5’8″ if I smoke today will i pass?

    • Anonymous on February 8, 2017 at 6:18 pm
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    Hi. I’m 18, about 150lbs. Cig smoker. I exercise about 4-5 times a week and drink a lot of water and I also have a high metabolism. I smoked weed for the first time in about six months Jan. 20th and it was less than a blunt. I had a drug test Feb. 1st.

      • Anamomous on February 24, 2017 at 9:42 am
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      Did you pass?

      • Anonymous on February 26, 2017 at 6:20 am
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      you should be alright!

      !

    • Jose Garcia on February 7, 2017 at 2:37 pm
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    Hi im 20 about 240lb and 5’7 i got pier pressured to smoke with a few friends about 4 days ago and i was wondering how long woulf it take to get out of my system since i have to take a urine test?

      • Random guy on February 8, 2017 at 1:43 pm
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      Probably about a week from the time you smoked. Right before the piss test drink alot of water. By alot I mean around a gallon over a few hours. Pee twice. The third piss should be really clear. That’s the one you want to put in the cup. If you really want to know if you’ll pass, go to Walgreens and get a test kit and test yourself so there’s no doubts.

    • Anonymous on February 6, 2017 at 2:52 pm
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    Chug liter of water and a spoon of poop and you are straight

      • Lisa on February 8, 2017 at 3:28 pm
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      Are you serious. Eat my own shit?.

        • Anonymous on March 1, 2017 at 7:23 am
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        Lmao! Dont do it sweetie!

    • Gabriel on February 5, 2017 at 5:21 am
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    Hi. I am 24 y/o. 47kg and 170cm. I have high metabolism. I’m a cigga smoker. On 10th til 13th jan, I smoked weed after a very long time, about a year ++. It was mix with cig (joint), 3-4 hits for each day. All a sudden I will have my medical checkup for a job on 12th Feb. Will I pass the test? Thank you.

      • Anonymous on February 6, 2017 at 7:19 am
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      how long did you smoke weed for … from what I understood .no you wont

      • Anonymous on February 8, 2017 at 5:45 pm
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      Apple cider vinegar, water, cranberry juice, not together and not the morning of

    • Paul Lopez on October 18, 2016 at 11:04 pm
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    First, when you smoke or do some other drugs they are basically mixed in with the protiens and such that your hair and nails grow from. so all the hairs that are growing or about to grow when you use contain the evidence of that use. It’s pretty much a part of the hair and the only way to be rid of it is to lose the hair.
    I didn’t know about the saliva test, but It sound like it could solve the work place and dui issues I’ve heard of. in states where it is legal. Just as drinkers must avoid drinking for a certain period of time before driving or working, I think smokers should be able to abstain for periods of 12 – 15 hours for safety as well. And the saliva test seems like it could be the way to allow authority to be able to know if someone is “currently” intoxicated or not.

    • Irishgal on October 17, 2016 at 1:13 pm
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    What about shampoos for hair folical tests

    • Timothy Duvall on October 13, 2016 at 10:15 am
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    Stays in your fat cells and a couple drags off some potent herb can show up after 30 days

    • hoho on October 12, 2016 at 10:35 pm
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    I’m not a drug addict, I don’t have to worry about tests you weaklings.

      • Sallie on December 28, 2016 at 7:04 pm
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      You are an idiot. If you don’t smoke weed, why you reading this blog? Asshole

        • Brizzy on January 11, 2017 at 5:34 pm
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        Lmao that’s what I was thinking. Right on, Cannabis is the best.

        • Kim on January 11, 2017 at 7:37 pm
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        I agree he is an asshole. Get off this site if yu dont smoke.

          • Bungbang on February 7, 2017 at 10:17 am
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          Yeah! Let’s bang his bunghole! For weed!!! Burn his cat!!!!

        • Anonymous on January 11, 2017 at 10:48 pm
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        Lol so true

          • Anonymous on February 21, 2017 at 9:04 am
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          I smoke 3 blunts a day and I have a court hearing coming up on the 23rd of March and I’m wondering if I smoked 3 blunts a day if I have enough time to pass it and if I drink enough water between now and then we’ll have enough time to pass

            • Josh on February 21, 2017 at 12:21 pm
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            You’ll be fine

        • Sallie on January 25, 2017 at 12:14 pm
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        Your mama is an assortment pot head

        • Anonymous on February 8, 2017 at 4:34 pm
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        the only asshole is you

      • Anonymous on January 20, 2017 at 11:40 pm
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      Ueah, what a dumbass puss

    • John Malnotvich on October 12, 2016 at 10:34 pm
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    Drinking your own pee, seriously sounds crazy, but if you digest the THC-COOH in your own urine, it modifies it to THO-CCOH which is totally undetectable. Ask your doctor.

      • Brian on April 23, 2018 at 9:12 am
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      Where is evidence for this claim?

    • Anonymous on October 12, 2016 at 10:33 pm
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    I’m not a drug addict, I don’t care about tests you weaklings.

      • Sallie on December 28, 2016 at 7:07 pm
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      Another Idiot, I guess you ate reading this blog for your mother.
      You don’t smoke weed, but i bet you suck

    • Toker Joe on October 12, 2016 at 7:40 pm
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    Yeah, kerosene helps to.. Come on folks, just don’t smoke it.

      • sum1 on March 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm
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      Be careful… people are very gullible

    • Angel Gomez on October 12, 2016 at 2:21 pm
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    Simply don’t smoke grass. That’s the only thing that can solve the problem.

  9. When you’re going to apply for a job, try to figure out when the drug test is. Use the above guidelines. Order mega cleanse online if you’re worried ($100, takes a week). Before the test, or even applying, pay $50 for your own, private, 5-panel drug test so that there will be no surprises.

      • Anonymous on January 18, 2017 at 6:29 pm
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      Why not just buy monkey piss for $40??

    • Mark on October 12, 2016 at 12:58 pm
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    The only way to pass is CertoClear powder, I know plenty of ppl at my job that have used it and passed

    • Jim on October 12, 2016 at 12:44 pm
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    You can buy an herbal supplement at GNC called :Cleansing Formula”. It’s a little expensive, but it really works. I’ve smoked pot the night before a piss test and it came out clean. Here’s how it works. Carry 12 of the herbal tablets with you at all times. If you’re called upon to take a drug test, begin taking these tablets in groups of threes a hour before your test time. You can stall, it’s easy. Take 3 tablets every 15 minutes with a pint of water until you’ve taken all 12 of them.. When you go into the bathroom to pee in the container, allow your stream to flow for 3 or 4 seconds before you actually pee into the container. Then only give the minimum amount. If you do all these things correctly, you should pass the test. I’ve taken three or four tests in this manner and passed every one of them.

    • Stumpjumper on October 12, 2016 at 10:39 am
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    When I was in the Army, the way we would beat the urinealysis was we would keep a packet of regular table salt in our shorts. If called on to whiz in a cup get some of the salt on your finger and let the urine stream run off it and pass the salt into the sample. What this did was guarantee the sample would be kicked out for having been adulterated and within 30 days we knew we would be retested, then use the time to stay clean so you could guarantee passing the next test. Hope this helps beat what is an obvious invasion of privacy!

    • vinnybb on October 12, 2016 at 10:22 am
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    i was a flight attendant working a flight to amsterdam. a passenger on the flight introduced himself as an attorney and started discussing the absurdness of airlines testing employees for THC. he said you could test negative for alcohol before a flight and have a couple drinks in the airplane lavatory and be tested again when you land and no one would be the wiser. he went on to say that THC on the other hand would get you busted even if you had it while on vacation a month earlier and that was ludicrous.

    personally i don’t smoke or drink…i’m just sayin’

    BTW: 8 people die everyday in the US from alcohol poisoning. no one has ever died from THC poising. either booze should be illegal or pot legalized. it is currently categorized as a class 1 narcotic along with heroin. meth is a class 2. common sense is not so common.

    • George on October 12, 2016 at 9:29 am
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    The THC-COOH is deteced in Urine from the fatty tissue on the walls of your kidneys, bladder and urinary track. Your first pee in the morning is the most potent as it’s been stored hot for many hours.
    1. Drink 16 oz of water or Cranberry.
    2. Bring 16 oz of Cranberry juice to a boil.
    3. Remove from heat, add package of Fruit Pectin (for firming jams/jellly… find in jello aisle)
    4. Drink as soon as possible without burning your self
    5. Drink 16 oz of water or Cranberry.
    6. Take vitamin B-12 for odor and color so urine won’t be clear and suspicious.
    7. Your urine will be THC free for about 3 hours after you’ve pee’d twice. Continue sipping water and vitamin B-12

    The fruit pectin will pass through your stomach quickly because of the volume of fluids initiated by the first drink.
    It will form a thin layer of gelatin on the lining of your system and block the fatty tissue from transferring the oil based molecules.You will have a full bladder. Visit the bathroom before entering the lab because they often keep you waiting a while to analyze body language.

    • Mindgravy on October 12, 2016 at 9:21 am
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    Either the lab tech gave you a pass or they never ran your urine sample if you passed with extra water or with any other method you’ve tried. Honesty is the best policy. Overturn your local laws and smoke responsibility. Fight misinformation about marijuana.

    1. Yeah right gravy for brains

  10. Urine-luck.solves all your testing concerns

    • pottery on October 12, 2016 at 8:27 am
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    There are no “quick fixes”. Do not buy any of the “flush” products. They are an expensive scam and they don’t work. And you cannot “flush” your system with water, vinegar, or dandelion root either (although dandelions can be made into an interesting wine). That is because the metabolite created (THC-COOH) ends up residing in your body FAT- not in your bladder (or liver for that matter). Fluid flushing is only (partially) effective if you do not use very often and your overall plan is to dilute your sample.
    The best plan is as stated in the article- QUIT for as long as it takes for your system to clean itself up based on the scientific data. You can speed up the process (slightly depending on your BMI) if you get lots of exercise that makes you sweat and burn fat. Good luck.

      • V on January 8, 2017 at 1:01 pm
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      Working Out Is Actually One Of The Worst Things You Can Do Before Getting Tested.

        • Amber on January 23, 2017 at 8:01 pm
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        Just curious as to why lol I.was going to.try that haha

          • Bungbang on February 7, 2017 at 10:22 am
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          It releases the THC, stored in your fat cells that you burn while working out, into your system. That then goes into your urine… Which goes into the cup… Increasing the likely hood you’ll pop over the 50ng/ml cutoff of most tests.

            • Anonymous on February 26, 2017 at 2:54 pm
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            You can still exercise up to a day before your test. Think of it this way your body stores metabolites in the fat. You can ether release these by burning the fat or store them by burning only food. These are only detected when they are released. There are two situations that are hypothetically possible.

            One you smoke every hour with literally only a day before the test break, but you are gluttonous always eating and your body never touches its fat reserves. By the time you are tested there are no metabolites available to be detected.

            Two you are overweight and stopped smoking 3 months ago, however you put on all your weight while being a user. With your decreased appetite and increased activity levels you are starting to chip away at your fat reserves. You then test positive because the metabolites are circulating in your system.

    • Anonymous on October 12, 2016 at 7:20 am
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    Back in the day I used a commercial product “Whizinator 2000” which was a fake dick and a heated pouch attached to a belt worn under the clothing. This worked even when someone was watching as the thing looked real and the company supplied synthetic urine for the tests. I passed several tests while smoking daily.

    • Lisa on October 12, 2016 at 7:09 am
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    Thank God I was never a pothead.

    • go on October 12, 2016 at 6:57 am
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    If you unknowingly go some place where Marijuana is being smoked and you are alive and breathing how does the test distinguish you from the person who was smoking it?

      • SumGuy on January 10, 2017 at 12:48 pm
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      Usually secondhand smoke will not give you enough THC to bring you over 50ng/ml

      • SumGuy on January 10, 2017 at 12:52 pm
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      Breathing in secondhand smoke generally doesn’t put enough THC in your system to bring you to 50ng/ml

    • Craig Leroy Hohmann on October 12, 2016 at 6:57 am
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    Herb is a Christian right to have and you don’t have to look far in your Bible. God says every green Herb ” marijuana” is good and very good. First chapter Genesis,first page and blessings from God! Hebrews chapter 6 verse 7 with herbs you have blessings from God.

    • Pots Illegal on October 12, 2016 at 4:56 am
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    Wow, potheads always trying to skirt the system. Especially when their only defense and come back is “it’s only a little pot”. It’s still federally illegal, get over yourselves.

      • Your dad on February 8, 2017 at 1:55 pm
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      I can’t get over your mom’s browneye! That thang looks all sloppy and floppy like a flat tire now… But in its prime… Jeez! I used to beat the fart dust right off it like an old lady smacking the dust out of a rug with a broom. Squish that fart box like a bug in a rug… Know what I’m sayin!!?? I was like.. dannngggg. Let me fill her tank up with egg nog like it’s a holiday. Next thing I know you were born and ruined everything. I poked you in the forehead for a few months then gave up. She said she felt like a sinner so she wouldn’t taste my chocolate covered hot dog anymore. Mostly because when she would give you kisses some of the corn and debris from the deep would get stuck to your little baby face. Ohhhh… you would get pinkeye soooo bad. We finally gave it up and she’s a new woman. Anyways.. there’s the possibility that I’m your dad. Probably not though, mostly because we only did the sinner holes. Never know though I guess. Good luck little feller. Look me up sometime. Sure… You can call me dad. Sorry about the pinkeye.

      • Anonymous on February 8, 2017 at 4:39 pm
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      you can tell this person is a complete moron and was beat up in school a lot

    • Whatever on October 12, 2016 at 4:37 am
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    Thank goodness for scrolling so I could find the answer the title poses about 1/3 down the page instead of wasting my time reading all those paragraphs above the actual answer. Shorter articles please. People don’t have time to waste these days.

    • JTH on October 12, 2016 at 12:25 am
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    I was tested while high, actually. More than once. came out negative. *Shrug*

    • Christo on October 12, 2016 at 12:19 am
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    Creatine monohydrate and B vitamins and water morning of. But you’d better look that one up. I can say it worked for me heavy smoker at 11 days and having low body fat. Most of the “drug buster kits’ use it , but no reason to pay 50-80 for a kit when you can buy the same stuff less than 10 and follow the same routine.

    Easier just to quit for 30 days, as most drug test have variance factors to adjust for vegetarians, motrin takers, etc. that can also cause false positives and “lawsuits” which these testing companies , being scam ops want to avoid.

    • Robin N Glasco on October 11, 2016 at 10:03 pm
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    I would be interested in knowing how they determine the .04 nanogram limit for driving while impaired. I live in Colorado but am afraid to smoke due to being busted for dwai for alcohol.

    • W on October 11, 2016 at 9:27 pm
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    Eye of newt works every time.

  11. Great article! Unfortunately this is still valuable knowledge in our world. Wouldn’t it be great if de-regulation and rescheduling did away with drug tests altogether?!

    • PETE MOSS on October 11, 2016 at 8:21 pm
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    Eating poo right before a test helps too but you’ll be accused of being full of $hit!

    • Momo on October 11, 2016 at 8:04 pm
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    To expedite flushing process, if you go to the gym, after your work out, use the sauna for 20 mins every day. If you have time, try 15 mins, take a break to cool off and then another 15 mins. Obviously don’t use the sauna too long…listen to your body.

    • Diana Roberson on October 11, 2016 at 7:55 pm
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    After my morning Wake n Bake I would drink a pot of coffee and a 2 liter of Pepsi 2 hours before my test and pass.

    • Anonymous on October 11, 2016 at 7:42 pm
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    I was in the Army from ’05 to ’09 stationed at fort Bragg NC. A few friends and I smoked in the barracks DAILY. We also received random drug testing monthly. We all used a detox drink called Ultimate Gold. I recommended this drink based off experience being on probation as a minor. If you follow the instructions on the bottle exactly, you’re probably 95% likely to pass a urine test. I never failed once using this product, out of many, many tests. Hope this helps someone else.

      • Old hippie on January 21, 2017 at 3:21 pm
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      Does taking Golden Seal root.work?

    • Anonymous on October 11, 2016 at 7:37 pm
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    Chinese justice is a better way to address the problem of a pot head society. Drug testing is too mild.

    • Stephen Trumble on October 11, 2016 at 7:31 pm
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    Or you could give your life to Jesus and be high God. Get high on the most High.

    • Rapbone on October 11, 2016 at 7:12 pm
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    I tested positive 6 months after I quit so if you are a heavy smoker be prepared for a long wait

      • Anonymous on February 8, 2017 at 4:42 pm
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      hahahahahahah what an idiot……6 months hahahahahahahahahah

      • Anonymous on February 21, 2017 at 11:21 am
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      dang im a heavy user and im boutta get tested, 6 months?? im screwed lol

        • Josh on February 21, 2017 at 12:20 pm
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        You must be fat as fuck

    • Okwa on October 10, 2016 at 3:32 pm
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    I found a website before that said to drink a lot of water, and the morning of your test, take 4 regular aspirin. I passed a urine test using this method after smoking 3 days earlier. I don’t know the reason, but it did work for me.

    • Anonymous on October 6, 2016 at 6:01 pm
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    Apple cider vinegar in moderation will breakdown some of the chemical they look for also. But, remember in moderation!

    • Judith Legendre on October 6, 2016 at 1:24 am
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    Dandelion root also makes your liver flush your system

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