By Chris K.
If you’ve recently been hired for a new job or have endured some routine testing as requested by your physician, you understand what it’s like: Giving that always predictable urine specimen. While this seems to get somewhat redundant after a while, companies and doctor’s offices have their reasons for requesting urine samples. Still, some demographics are affected differently than others by these tests, including cannabis users; cannabis stays in the system for 30 to 60 days under regular use conditions, and we’ve seen a slew of people get fired from a job whether they produce a medical marijuana card or not.
Into this mix has come synthetic urine – what some refer to as “fake pee” – with various products, including our own Quick Fix 6.2 synthetic urine, offering easy ways to pass urine tests. With testing protocols looking for such elements as pH, specific gravity, creatinine, uric acid, urea and more, it’s not easy to mimic such underlying numbers, but Spectrum Labs and the Quick Fix 6.2 synthetic urine product does exactly that by ensuring everything is up to the latest standards.
The kicker? Unsuspecting and suspecting minds will never know a urine alternative has been used because Quick Fix is identical to the real thing – and toxic-free, to boot.
Pour and Go
Our synthetic urine requires no mixing, with a “pour and go” process that redefines simplicity. Medical histories can be kept private with a kit that contains everything needed to pass those dreaded urine tests, including ingredients you’ll find in natural urine such as proper pH levels, specific gravity and creatine.
With the release of the new 6.2 version, users benefit from pre-mixed uric acid in every batch, eliminating the need for mixing, and Spectrum Labs guarantees the product to pass in any condition at every lab location.
How it Works
The Quick Fix kit comes with three ounces of synthetic urine, a heating pad, a plastic temperature strip and a pour spout cap. The first step is to take the urine out of the package and place it in the microwave for 10 seconds, followed by verifying the correct temperature for best results. Once the right temperature has been achieved, users put the cap on and begin shaking the product. Finally, the heating pad is put on to maintain temperature for six hours.
The perfect synthetic urine is then ready for use.
The Monkey Dong Factor
As synthetic urine development evolved, so did delivery methods and related devices. Among the most unique of these developments is the Monkey Dong urination device, called the most realistic synthetic urine device that uses silent technology to deliver a real-life urination experience. This strap-on urinating device delivers lab-grade urine via a pinch of a prosthetic penile model, yielding urine so clean even doctors won’t be able to tell the difference.
With six lifelike skin-imitating colors to choose from, the Monkey Dong is ready to use right out of the box with guaranteed results. The process, like the urine kit, is simple: Using one hand to pinch the tip of the prosthetic penis, over 3.5 ounces of lab-grade urine that contains urea, uric acid and related odor is produced. The Dong’s elastic belt can fit up to a 54-inch waist and boasts the ability to be reused over and over again.
Beyond correct uric acid, liquid color and foaming amount, the Monkey Dong’s benefits include correct skin tones, correct pH, correct specific gravity, internal silent squeeze valve that can be operated with one hand, external safety valve to prevent premature discharge, medical-grade materials, vinyl-less odor, temperature strips with large easily-read numbers, heat pads specially-made to run at body temperature and that include self-adhesive properties and more.
Each box contains the strap-on urination device in choice of color, organic heat packs with eight-hour lifespans, one vial of dehydrated synthetic urine, one refill syringe and complete instructions.
The Bottom Line
Quick Fix 6.2 synthetic urine is the only solution for those who refuse to cease their cannabis use during their own free, recreational time yet are subject to relentless and random drug testing at their place of employment.